Sexuality Test

I think all chicks depreciate in bed when they get the ring.

Did you see the brilliant new Chris Rock HBO special? I paraphrase here:

"Since I've been married, I haven't gotten any pussy in 7 years! ...I've gotten vagina. Fuck, I came out of a damn vagina. I come out, and first thing I said was 'I gotta go find me some pussy!'. If you like pussy, marriage ain't for you."

 

I think Dave Chapelle is funnier than Chris Rock.

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Damn, you're hardcore, Rearden. I once got a wedgie at summer camp. Is that kind of the same thing?