Selling Blood?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by tampa, Aug 17, 2003.

  1. tampa

    tampa

    Where's the best place to sell one's blood to cover trading losses?

    Has anyone ever sold an organ on e-Bay? Can you still do that?

    I really need to raise some cash - and like quick!
     
  2. trendy

    trendy

    Well let's see if you have any valuable body parts. The brain is obviously worthless or you wouldn't be needing money right? The heart is too damaged over the stress your brain put it through day trading. The liver and kidney's are probably damaged from the liquor you drank to drown your sorrows. The eyes aren't of any value either after all those hours watching all those ticks go by. No, I'd say your pretty well screwed.
     
  3. nkhoi

    nkhoi Moderator

  4. I don't know if to laugh or to cry, but tears are definitely coming... :p
     
  5. nkhoi

    nkhoi Moderator

    it's commonly know as 'tear of joy', enjoy.
     
  6. But, it's SO sad...
     
  7. I hear you can get 100k for a good heart on the black market.
     
  8. Ninja

    Ninja

    Wow, I could manage four accounts with that and never struggle with the PDT rule again...
     
    #10     Aug 17, 2003