Segway owner dies due to margin calls.

How the fuck do you drive off a cliff on a Segway? Is there any proper detailed reporting out there on this?

Maybe this was a Mob hit

 

Im still patiently awaiting a Segway you can use to jump down sets of stairs and grind on ledges.

 

What happened was the naked ACV short call options.

 

the margin call was when the op was told he was actually adopted and his real parents were Barney Frank and The Amazing Kreskin