Secret Revealed: I am Oprah's Lost Brother!

i wonder if she could lend me a few bucks to trade...

 

I thought you were making millions using the information gleaned from all of your polls.

 

my polls work remarkably well. but now that Oprah will be taking care of me financially i am willing to reveal the secret formula to use with my polls.


here it goes, if the majority is...

bearish - Buy
bullish - Buy
neutral - Buy