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Boy George shows up for street cleaning duty without makeup and immediately gets into it with a supervisor about how much lunch and snacks he can pack with him (notice left hand). They also yelled at him, "next time wear socks!" As he walked away, broom in tow, he was heard singing Karma Chameleon adding new lyrics, This is supposed to be making me humble. I just want to do my job, You think you're better than me? Go home. Let me do this, Let me do my community service. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1165987>
George Bush submits a mock-up of his rendition of how he thinks the new Twin Towers should look Complete with a full-sized jet model built into one of the Towers for commemoration sake along with a giant plaque attached to the fuselage that says, We'll Never Forget! Idea is still under consideration in the House. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1197064>
<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1197067> One per nation, Bush's collection of flags he intends to place in countries he plans on "converting to democracy" for world peace.
<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1197068> Another model Bush submitted to the World Trade Center Planning Committee. His idea is to have 72-buildings grouped around at different angles with mirrors on the outside. As he explains, "See, 72-virgins... 72-buildings.... to confuse the enemy." Referring to his concept, he says, "They (terrorists) will never know which one is the real World Trade Center." Originally planning to put an enormous picture of his face on the mirrored structures, he thought better about it and put the American flag instead.
<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1197074> Admitting afterwards he had had a few drinks before contriving and submitting this model, President Bush's concept was to build one of the World Trade Towers to reach the moon. Due to budget restraints, this one never got past initial planning stages.
<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1197077> After spending $15 billion on counter-terrorist measures, Home Land Security releases photos depicting Al-Qaeda's next terrorist bombing strategy against New York. Being trained for in the mountains of Pakistan. Called, Flight To Freedom. "Simple, but effective," said a top FBI director, of the terrorist plan. "It's a good thing we stopped them. Who knows how many would have died if those nylon balloons had landed on people." Asked if the gliding terrorists might have had bombs strapped to themselves, he replied, "Ya know, we never thought about that!"
<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1197083> Rare photo surfaced lately of a monkey owned by the late Jimmy Durante.