Scottrade's obnoxious commercials

Discussion in 'Retail Brokers' started by DeepFried, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. If I leave Bloomberg or CNBC on there's the inevitable SUPERLOUD, obnoxious Scottrade commercial. Does this abrasive crap actually gain them customers? I've gotten to the point where I loathe Scottrade. I wouldn't open an account there if my life depended on it.

    I'd like to use a Stinger missile to knock that fuck and his helicopter out of the sky then machine gun his flaming corpse. DIE, SCOTTRADE, DIE.
  2. oh yes comrade... can i help load the stinger for you to take out that damn purple copter with the alien CEO at the controls...

  3. hahahaha
  4. Dude, Scottrade is freaking Beethoven compared to CNBS's hideous sound effects.

    They must have done a survey and decided YOU were all complete retards and jackasses and needed those noises to keep you interested if not conscious.

    I'd like to poke out the eyes of the program director that decided this.