The Surf Report is the longest running active thread in the history of ET. How dare this wanna-be stupid shit Scientist foul up Surf's thread with his egotistical, bullshit. I'm sick of this fuckhead! He makes Gekko look normal by comparison. Well that's a stretch. By necessity Scientist is on Ignore, I can't recapture those lost minutes of life reading his stupid drivel.
I'm afraid I must respectfully disagree. A dildo may actually be useful to a lonely woman at times. And it gets close to a woman's private parts. Scientist is never useful and, well, the word around ET is that Scientist is about as straight as a Hollywood Hairdresser.