I say we go in to Mecca, get the wives and bomb a few terrorists there as punishment for sheltering the Osamawives. We need to ensure the Osamawives don't turn into female Osamas.
Don't bother Scat. I've determined that Jake is posting from the Twin Towers L.A. County Jail mental wing.
I say we drop a bunker buster on your moms house. Thereby ensuring penetration to her basement, where you live. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SuniKsBxZ10" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
If we'd been able to know in advance, who would not have been born? Vlad The Impaler Caligula Idi Amin Pol Pot Teddy Roosevelt Woodrow Wilson Hitler Stalin George W. Bush Odumbo Shoot... Osama doesn't even make the list!! ??
For up to six hours anyway. Which begs the question, how many times can the average Muslim screw his dead wife in six hours?
Yeah, the Quran "permits" schtupping your dead wife for up to six hours after she is deceased! What kind of "religion" is that? That is seriously the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my life. Two words... rigor fucking mortis. Ok thats three.