Well I'm not complaining, just wondering. The free screener is good and convenient enough for quick checks. Darn, would have been cool if they had options.
I get the feeling you're inexperienced at trading highly leveraged and complex instruments. Learn more before you blow up your account. Also understand that trading options can expose you to far more than just your original account balance. Brokerage firms can and will sue you for losses, destroying your credit score forever.