I bet you these stupid nerds thought they were somehow embedding their damn bitcoins in their hair or some s*** like that God Al motherf****** goddamnmighty what a s*** show and that girl he was with Jesus tap dancing Christ these people don't know how to live The whole thing is some horrifying debacle that I wish was just some sort of mad libs episode but apparently actually happened to some group of stupid of assholes.
He should have just admitted his guilt from the beginning. He might have only done time in Club Fed like Boesky or Milken. What a comedown from star trader at Jane Street to this debacle.
To be crystal clear he is guilt bc he stole customer funds and put them into stupid investments. Its not bc his coins went down, tho all "Sam coins" with the possible exception of Solana are complete bullshit
Only took 4 hours for the jury to decide he's guilty... I bet they already had their decision within 3 minutes, and the rest of the time they we're probably talking about where they were going to eat for lunch. 1% of me actually feels bad for SBF because he used customer funds to invest in assets with the intention of paying it back before the customers found out it was gone. He just made a bad decision without thinking about the consequences.
Once he gets all settled in his new digs for the next 35 years, @Baron should reach out and give him a free ET sponsorship, or his own sticky thread or something. Monthly site-clicks would quadruple overnight.