Martha lied under oath. You can cheat and steal from the public, but you can't lie under oath. And don't steal those pens from the post office. You could get the chair. Oh, and those tags on furniture. Real no - no there, too
I posted the quotes, because I like the job being done by the authorities. In fact, I believe they may have been somewhat too easy on them, and it would be better if they could cut the easiness by a factor of 10. As for the "brilliant mind", I do not know about that one. In addition, I do not worship humans, and I only know one great mind: it is mine, and I thank my creator for blessing me with it.
Better yet, spend some money on the right political campaigns (deductible) and per chance get a get-out-of-jail-free card! Or perhaps a pardon.