Fox News live. If you are within 5 klicks of Time Square, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!! Orson Rennick Welles out ps.Don't move this Ivan or you'll be a suspect.
that was fast! Ivan has a russian nick, but claims NOT to be a russian - clearly a suspect here. now let's see if that nuke goes off.
My Port authority source says Nasdaq being evacuated. Bogus plackard on window. Koran sitting on top of smoking box with extreme rad readings emitting from van. Mustafa liscense plate. Developing hard... Jack Rennick Anderson out ps. The bomb seeking robot took a look and quickly retreated. Whatever the hell it is scared the Be-Jesus out of the robot.
Go ahead and crack jokes Shortie, but when the bright flash appears, followed by a huge mushroom cloud you're going to look like a real jack-ass. Barnie Rennnick Fife out
Space-man emerges from van, gives the cops a thumbs up. Maybe this is some kind of a worm hole portal to outer Space. No bomb found. Still developing. Gene Rennick Roddenberry out
Fastest ever Pulitzer prize. No need to vote on this masterpiece, just give me the damned money. Woodward, Bernstein, & Rennick out