The only vodka in the house and there are six bottles of it is Pristine Vodka. Never heard of it. Anyway, I'm on the gin tonight. We'll heres to the Russians as they don't have long to live.
Im not drunk, you are naive. Your media has convinced you that you are superior in everything. You want to gamble based on what your media told you?
If Russia is cancelled, it will not be the end of civilization. That is what the Russian media has convinced you of. There is a world outside of Russia. And we are glad for it.
I'm on my fourth Pimms with extra gin, warming up. Russians are inconsequential. Much of the skills of the USSR were from other countries like Ukraine. Russia has shitty weather, mostly uninhabitable mosquito and fly bitten nothing. I've been dealing with the Ukranians and they are not exactly operating at gifted level either but the Russians are just a joke, the exact same traps kill them over and over. They will burn through their offensive resources soon and then it's back to don't attack us, we have nukes bla bla. Fuck Russia, or better, don't as half of them have HIV.
So Russians are all getting HIV to sabotage the rest of the world! As for you being on your fourth Pimms? Rock on, man.