Russia & Ukraine

Discussion in 'Politics' started by UsualName, Jan 18, 2022.

  1. virtusa

    virtusa

     
    #5051     May 17, 2022
  2. terr

    terr

    There is a Russian (crude) joke. It goes: what doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your ass? It's Russian-made ass buzzer.
     
    #5052     May 17, 2022
  3. The old Soviet era jokes start coming back, each with a large portion of truth embedded within.

    Such as:

    "If Saudi Arabia were a communist country, people would be standing in line for a cup of sand."



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    #5053     May 17, 2022
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  4. Note to the Putin bootlickers here:

    Not to worry, apparently Colonel Putin is in charge.

    (I would not be surprised if Col. Putin gave the orders for the infamous bridge non-crossing. Unfortunately, not enough russans lived to piece the story together probably). HECK OF A JOB BROWNIE!


    Putin the 'meddling colonel': Russian president is making tactical decisions as Ukrainian forces drive his army back to the border and top Kremlin propagandist says offensive in Eastern Ukraine has FAILED

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...esident-making-tactical-decisions-troops.html
     
    #5054     May 17, 2022
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  6. terr

    terr

    Putin should recall the Russian saying: while a rich man loses weight, the poor man will die of hunger.
     
    #5056     May 17, 2022
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  7. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    LOL! That's kinda like "Where's the light switch? It is in the closet" anecdote.
     
    #5057     May 17, 2022
  8. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    @Master Pu, I'm not Amercian as I have told you before. This came to mind as you mention you are an expat.

    From 2020:

    She saw how America was, well that's complicated, not good anyway and decided she did not want to be a part of it, never returning in her lifetime. I chose to not claim my citizenship before I was 18. I have extensive family there, my daughter was born in California but I don't have an Amercian brain.

    Buy1Sell2 ignores me because he can't conceive of why anybody who could be Amercian would not be. Also I mentioned I'd cancel out his vote for the price of a Happy Meal :)

    So he is a crazy nationalist like you and you both experience self-worth vicariously through your nations "greatness".

    Two wrongs are two wrongs, one does not cancel out the other for me as it clearly does for you.
     
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    #5058     May 17, 2022
  9. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    Oh and speaking of America losing a war of aggression or two in Asia, who was it.. remind me again @Master Pu who were the the very first Europeans to lose a war against an Asian country?

    Who bit off more than they could chew and had their arses kicked? It wasn't great for the rest of us after that, the Japanese got very excited.

    Hint, Teddy Roosevelt won the 1906 Nobel peace price for negotiating Japan not just taking over Russia.

    History we know, history some have never heard of and what might have happened. Musical interlude :

     
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    #5059     May 17, 2022
  10. Okay, let's stipulate in advance that I am well aware that once every other week I point out that the United Nations is as worthless as tits on a nun. But Jesus H. why don't they just get their fingers out of their collective arses and do something for once.

    They have been been spinning this issue of getting the grain and other foodstuffs out of Ukraine for weeks now. Just do it for chrissake. You don't need a permission slip from Putin for everything you do. Moving 30 billion dollars of grain that is currently rotting at port is the right goddam thing to do. Just do it. Put a fucking plan together, get your fingers out of your arses and do it. And maybe act upon the wild and crazy idea that it is not participating in an act of war and might save hundreds of thousands of Africans or whatever.

    And yes, the Russians may fire upon you or blockade. Let em do it. Let Russian resistance be the reason that the mission is aborted, not because it was never undertaken. They are aready on the world's shit list and they should be forced into a position of openly resisting for all to see if that is their position.

    Where the hell do we get these clowns anyway? The article says "the UN could organize ." Yeh, right. "COULD". Why don't they just have fifty more meetings and pull into a lotus position and think about it for a couple more months.

    I repeat, they do not need a permission slip from Vlad on this and it is not a violation of international law to piss Putin off. Whether it is joining Nato or freeing up humanitarian supplies.

    Have a nice day everyone. Sheesh. Worthless as tits on a nun.

    UN Could Organize 'Humanitarian Corridor' For Ukrainian Black Sea Shipping, Port Owner Says

    https://www.rferl.org/a/ukraine-odesa-grain-exports/31851545.html


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    #5060     May 17, 2022