How about just The Conch Republic? For those who don't know it, Conch is pronounced like Honk. "The Conch Republic is a micronation declared as a tongue-in-cheek secession of the city of Key West, Florida, from the United States on April 23, 1982. It has been maintained as a tourism booster for the city. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic
No her's is the NYSE stock flipping. But tRump's is a stone's throw away, or Javelin whichever way you prefer to travel, in nearby Moscow of course.
Vlad would like the bad people of Mariupol to know it's really their fault he's shelling them and he would magnanimously stop if they would simply surrender. They're asking for it, when you think about it. And yes, this is a lesson on how bullies think. Ukraine War: Putin demands Mariupol surrender to end shelling https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60926470