Rumor this afternoon 03-19-08 Suprise Rate Cut

Osama Bin Laden has been caught.

 

Saddam is dead

 

Laura Bush this weekend will be offering hugs to all those that lost jobs at Bear Stearns, are living in hotels after wife caught them with prostitutes, Ben Bernanke for his constant migraine headache, StckTr3R because his meds aren't working and me for actually believing in George W. as my mentor.

pS

 

SWEET I just talked the FED into selling me my own money printing press complete with all the paper and ink needed to print my own money. Only problem is they are sending it via USPS so no idea when or if I will actually get it.

 

Sweet!

 

Laura Bush this weekend will be offering "hugs" to all those that lost jobs at Bear Stearns, are living in hotels after wife caught them with prostitutes, Ben Bernanke for his constant migraine headache, StckTr3R because his meds aren't working and me for actually believing in George W. as my mentor.

pS

 

Fed pondering an emergency rate cut soon if markets continue to fall.


Sad thing is, this is more fact than fiction!!

 

Emporer Club running a half off sale on whores who had sex with Eliot Spitzer or Charlie Sheen.

 

It was the Heidi Fleiss girls that Charlie Sheen used.

 

Thanks for nailing down that important issue. We even have whore pedants here on ET.