The fed has extended it's no doc term facility to any healthy or illegal American in hopes of fighting depression. Prozac sales soar on the news.
US changes its currency to the Euro after the dollar becomes worthless. Every household is allocated 10,000 Euros.
Market rallys off it's lows as reports come in from the feds HTLF facility created to help HEALTHY Americans. Our on site reporter is reporting over 238,000 HEALTHY Americans with steady jobs were seen leaving the feds back door with pillow cases with freshly minted 100 dollar bills.
An apprentice printer at the U.S. Treasury decides to help the Fed and adds an extra zero to the Tax Rebate checks: Individuals will now receive $6,000 and those who are married $12,000.
Breaking news just crossing my Bloomerg terminal. Fed open newer lending facility, now they are accepting non healthy Americans holding a steady job as well as the original HEALTY ones in hopes of shoring up the American economy.