Retail investors play a losing game with complex options

Posting the vol-smile in two maturities has nothing to do with vertical arbitrage.

Keep trying!

 

No amount of gifs is going to wash off the embarrassment of your skew chart.

 

Lol, you're like a mechanized "triumph the insult dog". Lo and behold, Triumph is Montenegrin too! Pretty nice looking dogs tbh.

 

This is more on topic than your skew chart.

 

So true. Wish I could give that a like!

How many clones/instances of you are there (currently)?

 

Flooding the thread won't work.

 

Not flooding, just chatting.... I don't see anyone else here. Should I go away? I'm going to have to soon anyway.

 

Maybe you should get a dog/friend? They're great. (Almost) proof that God exists. Maybe it can aid in your options theory.

 

Maybe, just a little!? Keep trying

It's entertaining at least.