Yep! It's true! In keeping with his excellent political judgment and effort to dress up the white house with young babes in order to appeal to the do-nothing generations, as well as increase viewership by horny young men, Mssr. McCain told the Santa Monica underground news today that he has indeed talked with Paris Hilton about bieng the next Secretary of State. He figures (and I quote) "3-4 months should be plenty for this brilliant young actor and former jail house reality star to take over the reins of that lofty post!" After all if Sarah Palin can becme a VP in a few short years after being a member of the PTA and in 60 days learn what a vice president ACTUALLY DOES then why not Paris ! I am so excited to see what Paris will wear to the inaugural! Are you?