Reichtard wingnut thinks aspirin prevents pregnancy XD

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by kut2k2, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. kut2k2

    kut2k2

    POLITICO's James Hohmann reports:

    Foster Friess, the mega donor behind the pro-Rick Santorum Super PAC, dismissed questions about his patron’s controversial views on contraception:

    “On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

    I LOVE this GOP primary season. Never have so many incurable nutbags and unteachable nitwits been exposed so widely for so long. :D :D
     
  2. pspr

    pspr

    You've never heard that before? When I heard it it was a nickle.
     
  3. This is almost as stupid as Nancy Pelosi saying Obamacare will create jobs....
     
  4. Saw that one on tv. I swear even National Lampoon couldn't come up with the looney toons the GOP is putting out there. You absolutely positively could never make this crap up.
    Beyond belief.
     
  5. pspr

    pspr

    It's from the old days guys.

    Didn't you ever hear the story of the mailorder businessman in the 1930's who sold a device to farmers that was "guaranteed" to kill locusts?

    What the farmer got when he ordered was two short pieces of flat wood hinged together at one end. The instructions said to place locust on one piece of wood near the hinge. Then close the two pieces together hard. Guaranteed to kill the locust.

    Of course, if you had a million locustes eating your wheat it was going to take you a while to kill them all with this device. :D

    Same with the asprin (or nickle) between the girls knees. It's hard to have sex with her legs crossed.
     
  6. Ricter

    Ricter

    Yep, that's an old one but good one.
     
  7. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    I believe he was making a joke, and apparently it went right over your little pin head.

    And I thought you claimed only lefties have a sense of humor.
     
  8. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Actually there will be an increased need for morticians and funeral directors.
     
  9. kut2k2

    kut2k2

    No kidding.

    So the same hypocrites who are all for insurance coverage of Viagra for men turn around and tell women: "just put an aspirin between your legs." Then they wonder why most women vote for Democrats. :D
     
  10. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Figures, neither Tinfoil or kunt2k have figured out yet it was a JOKE.
     
    #10     Feb 16, 2012