While I totally agree with all the new policy decisions of the current Bush-Cheney junta, I think it best if we use our current and undeniable world dominance to start undoing our past mistakes. Here is a short list to kick it off: 1. Conquer France. We should never have saved them to begin with and we sure have the means to undo this one, so why not? It would be really great too if after defeating the pathetic whiners we immediately gave control to the Germans. Other than those pesky Nazi's the German people deserve more land. They are so fucking efficient and ruthless - they'd really do everyone a lot of good. 2. Reinstate slavery. HOWEVER, this time make slaves out the economy burdening white trash idiots that make up this nation's "heartland." Of course, only black's can have slaves. I'm not one for details, just big ideas - i'm a visionary type of guy, but I think Elvis Presley impersonators should be the first up on blocks. Auctions could be performed on the Howard Stern show where the negro with the worst story of racism would get first choice. 3. Ammend the Constitution. Get rid of the whole free speach pretention. It doesn't exist anyway, and when it does no one is listening so we might as well be honest with ourselves and banish free speach. Then, if I yell fire in a crowded movie theatre or threaten to kill the president or join the dixie chicks - I'll know exactly why I'm being punished. And so will everyone else, which is what this country needs - some clear rules to follow. This is just to start, whence we get going I think a lot more can be done but I think it best to start with some easily accomplished, easily understood goals. Keeps morale up, and we sure as shit need that right now.