Eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow But only you red will do for this fellow Cuz you are my Abbot to my Costello And you are the fruit to my loom
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinking from a glass.... Oh god... So much laughing... So little time...