Reality based coin-tosser method that beats 95% of traders in the world.

Discussion in 'Strategy Building' started by Whisky, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. Whisky

    Whisky

    The truth is that you cannot prove to yourself and others that you can outperform this little near-breakeven method and have chosen instead to buy biotech crap and sit on dildos while you pray.

    Stick around. You might learn something. (very long odds at this point).
     
    #71     Oct 17, 2009
  2. Whisky

    Whisky

    It seems you are talking about exits. Any concrete suggestions to improve over the original rules?.
     
    #72     Oct 17, 2009
  3. 9999

    9999

    How about asking a nice, hot chick to toss the coin. It might not improve performance, but it would be definitely more entertaining.
     
    #73     Oct 17, 2009
  4. Whisky

    Whisky

    Now, that is a brilliant suggestion.
     
    #74     Oct 17, 2009
  5. Your system will never make money, but let's keep that between us for now. What you need is a marketing plan.
    Start with a website, beats95%oftraders.com, or something along those lines. Your pitch tried and true. You were once a busted trader, and having tried all the methods out there were just about ready to hang it up, and go back to your job mopping up jizz in the porn arcade. While taking a stroll down wall street you came across, quite serendipitously, a bum in the street reading the WSJ. Thinking this odd you ask the bum why he needs to read the WSJ. To your amazement he turns out to be an eccentric millionaire, and more amazing yet he wants to share his "secret" system with you...ON ONE CONDITION. You must share it the common man, but share it wisely. Only those that act quickly will be given the chance to purchase this system for the low, low price of $1,995.00. Remember, it beats 95% of all traders out there! :D
     
    #75     Oct 17, 2009
  6. Whisky

    Whisky

    Why would anyone pay $1,995.00 for a losing method, which rules were spelt out in the first post of this thread?.

    Why don't you start the website and donate 10% of the proceeds to your Church in my name?. Else you can always go back and mop jizz for a living.
     
    #76     Oct 17, 2009
  7. Errr! You don't tell them it's a loser. You'll never make it in trading or marketing. Get your mop.
     
    #77     Oct 17, 2009
  8. zupcon

    zupcon

    ignorance and supidity

    great thread btw, but I suspect way over most peoples heads around here
     
    #78     Oct 17, 2009
  9. Whisky

    Whisky

    You will have to prove to yourself and others that getting my mop will yield an extra tic per day average profit over the original method rules. If you do, then I'll have to get my mop. You gotta do what you gotta do.
     
    #79     Oct 17, 2009
  10. Whisky

    Whisky

    Any bright insights that you wish to share?.
     
    #80     Oct 17, 2009