You ride the beaks aall the way, before they snap shut! Then you long the sucker, just before it gets eaten by the crocodile. . . Yes, you short the crocodile, naturally. Unless, it's organic.
Boredom?!?! Handle, my friend: With this market, I'm getting my underwear fresh-delivered from Target on a subscription basis. They just bring me a new set and bill my card. (Maybe I should have a talk with NASA, and get hooked up on a catheter/diaper rig, and maybe one of those 360° rotating chairs to prevent hot spots, and an IV rig of Vitamin B, and eh.... oh, never mind......)
The classic CnB patterns: http://www.highprobabilitytrade.com/2008/06/black-swan-spotting-may-be-fake.html?m=1