Rap translation

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bigarrow, Mar 8, 2009.

  1. Lyrics:

    First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

    Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

    Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

    But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

    Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

    Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

    However, I stay coochied down to the socks

    Rings and watch filled with rocks


    As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


    And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi

    Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee

    As I lay down laws like I lay carpet

    Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit


    I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.


    Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it

    Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it

    In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia

    I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya

    I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya

    Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin


    Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

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  2. Shakespeare is dervishing in his grave. Baseball caps worn backward or sideways discount the IQ 10 points.
  3. i thinks it's great. ART! you can't figure out the lyrics for yourself .. your OBVIOUSLY brilliant :D