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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    Sounds reasonable.
     
    #981     Sep 19, 2011
  2. BSAM

    BSAM

    Here's what I don't get.
    Why is Nascar considered a sport?
    You get in a car and ride around and around in a circle.
    This can be done in a Walmart parking lot.
    I think this "sport" was invented for old white men.
    I expect to see John Boner and Mitch McConnell participating when they finally get kicked out of office.
     
    #982     Sep 19, 2011
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    NASCAR was born out of competition between moonshine runner/drivers.
     
    #983     Sep 19, 2011
  4. Currently, eating is a sport. It's not uncommon to hear, "I ate 2 angus burgers, it wasn't easy."

    You knwo what else is a sport and makes people think they are really smart: is when they down load an app on their phone. Whoa dude, show me how to do that.

    This is all young people really can do well. Fuck with phones and eat. O hyea...forgot about pain.. No pain no gain, ohhhh awhhhh.. that tatto must of really hurt,...."yea, but it was worth it".
     
    #984     Sep 19, 2011
  5. BSAM

    BSAM

    Hmmm...Why do I believe this?
     
    #985     Sep 19, 2011
  6. BSAM

    BSAM

    I'm thinking of contacting a Senator about the proposal of a "2011 Redneck Reformation Act".

    Thank goodness there's none here on ET.
     
    #986     Sep 19, 2011
  7. BSAM

    BSAM

    Okay enough of the trading, politics, and funny business.
    Let me ask my fellow members a serious question.
    Had you rather have a Snickers candy bar or a Snickers ice cream bar?
    I think I'm gonna have to go with the ice cream version.
     
    #987     Sep 19, 2011
  8. Well there is no doubt about it, the ice cream version of course!
     
    #988     Sep 20, 2011
  9. The iceman is a crazy freak, no doubt.
    But my grandpa ran a sawmill, and hauled logs mid winter with horses.
    Yeah, he was actually a lumberjack.
    My dad owned a pet black bear cub. He fed the cows at 3.00am in the morning and stoked the furnace, because he had to, because the cows, and everyone else would Freeze to death at minus 30 C without food or warmth. No wonder he left the joint soon as he could, but it still begs the question, WTF????






     
    #989     Sep 20, 2011
  10. What did Billie Joe and his girlfriend throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

    Why was this not good for Billie Joe?
     
    #990     Sep 20, 2011