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Yes, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! I chop more wood than a woodchuck would chuck, thus keeping me and myself pretty damn warm!

I actually don't have central heating. Therefore I eat as much as I can during the summer - slowly building up my fat reserves - before I go into semi-hibernation during the coldest months.

It should also be noted that I spent some months in a monastery in a previous life. Thus I am capable of inducing heat by meditation.
Don't believe me? http://www.nytimes.com/1982/02/09/science/science-watch-heat-from-meditation.html

I also eat guys like this for breakfast:
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Caret Browsing---LOL

(Speee...Hey my fellow randomers...Do you see the word "page" in the top right of this page? Click on it. Look at the third phrase from the bottom of the drop down menu.)

 

Beatles songs running thru my head today: Things We Said Today and You Got To Hide Your Love Away

Am I getting messages from John Lennon?

 

I know what Caret Browsing is, I just found the statement hard to decipher..

 

Is one actually able to decipher extreme randomness?
Isn't randomness one of those things in life that makes for some fun?
Could your OCD be driving your urge to understand?

 

Yeah...I think he wants to trade places.

 

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/do4cnm/manswers-what-are-your-chances-of-getting-some-today

 

What year will college football become the pro minor league? Why should the broadcasters and universities get all the money?

 

80 73 20 26 87
91 41 33 96 85
87 22 54 74 98
42 52 43 45 38
50 67 74 52 78
23 22 62 31 43
31 25 76 51 30
47 20 53 96 96
13 26 24 4 30
40 9 12 24 26
59 92 26 54 41
56 23 59 94 92
29 1 3 94 11
18 19 55 51 55
81 29 24 67 4
4 64 14 12 96
57 73 30 8 71
26 79 60 32 84
16 71 58 100 42
18 99 39 99 91

Courtesy of:

http://www.random.org/integers/?num=100&min=1&max=100&col=5&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

 

Sometimes I think my thoughts are not random enough to participate in this thread.