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Well, I guess life sucks until dementia sets in, then everything becomes golden again...

 

There's a lizard in my yard. He's trying to sell me some insurance. What should I do?

 

The answer is obvious. Ask him if he likes watching movies about gladiators.

 

He says he does not.

Now, he's asking me if the market is going to chop again tomorrow in the morning session. This is one smart lizard. Apparently, he has computer access.

 

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In that case, he should be up and playing the guitar in no time. Next time I see him in my yard, I'll pull him over to say hello.

 

Not as socks! How do your Topsiders look with Trojans?

 

I've decided to cut back on sodas. Any suggestions for non carbonated soft drinks?

 

I highly recommend that you take a glass, place ice in it, then pour water over it. Hmmm...tasty!

 

Healthy and boring at the same time? What kinda guy do you think I am?