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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. Lornz

    Lornz

    Will you promise to show me how to trade before you expire, BSAM?
     
    #651     Aug 9, 2011
  2. Lornz

    Lornz

    Indeed, I know some midgets that did extremely well!
     
    #652     Aug 9, 2011
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    "midgets" you say. How very un-pc of you. :)
     
    #653     Aug 9, 2011
  4. Lornz

    Lornz


    Oh, I forgot that I am in the Reich of PC. Like a nipple during the Super Bowl really matters?

    But Jack Bauer can cut a guy's head off? I will never understand you Americans...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget
    "A midget is an extremely short person"... I know people that were extremely short yesterday, and it seemed fitting. Interestingly, the same people have been Long John Silvers today...

    Another interesting tidbit "the term midget comes from midge, a sand fly".

    Hopefully the Oompa Loompas don't track me down.. Now who else can I piss off? Any lepers reading this thread?

    If so, did you lose both an arm and a leg yesterday?
     
    #654     Aug 9, 2011
  5. Lornz

    Lornz

    Btw, I also partly did it to please you... I'd say those little bastards just have to harden the fuck up!
     
    #655     Aug 9, 2011
  6. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    I was joking, I despise the whole concept of political correctness.
     
    #656     Aug 9, 2011
  7. Lornz

    Lornz

    I know, I was just kidding around... I just needed a build up for my leper joke...

    It seems I still have to trade for a living, and that my dream of becoming a stand up comedian is still out of reach...
     
    #657     Aug 9, 2011
  8. 10 Commandments, Texas Style:

    (1) Just one God.
    (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
    (3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
    (5) Put nothin' before God.
    (6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.
    (7) No killin'.
    (8) Watch yer mouth.
    (9) Don't take what ain't yers.
    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
     
    #658     Aug 9, 2011
  9. Lornz

    Lornz

    (11) Spell like shit
     
    #659     Aug 9, 2011
  10. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Really?

    What were you doing during WWII?
     
    #660     Aug 9, 2011