Republican to a Democrat: We have the best plan. Democrat to a Republican: No, we have the best plan. American citizen to the above Republican and Democrat: Uh, uh, exsqueeze me sirs, but what if the citizens disagree with your ideas? The Republican and the Democrat: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Get the hey outta here!
There once was a guard dog called Charlie; his job, to protect a man's Harley. Thieves broke in, listening to Marley, to steal the man's Harley, but that's when 'ol Charlie got gnarly. They pulled out their nine's, shot Charley ten times, the results were really quite ghastly. But the robbers did time, the Harley was fine, And now Charlies as dead as Chris Farley. ................................. Hmm. Not exactly Shakespeare, is it.