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"This defendant crossed the line when he directly threatened to kill public officials who were working to keep our financial markets fair and open..."
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Ouch, :eek:

That must've hurt.

 

So I made a smuckers grape jelly plus fried egg sandiwch on toast. So good. Not a bad concoction.

 

I made a glass of iced tea today.

 

I went thru a McDonald's drive thru window yesterday. Guess what? They got the order right! Unbelievable.

 

Please continue, I laughed!

 

I think I've been to McDonald's 4 times the last five years.

I usually feel self-destructive once a year...

 

Well, nobody else did.

I need better writers, hear that Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzy, Gonzo?
Your all F**king fired, Geez.-I know they work cheap , but there's a reason.

Shit. Don't I feel like a right wombat.

F**king Muppets.

 

One time I had a jack and coke with a lime in it and I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man! Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes I will reach for a lime.

 

Doesn't that belong in the jokes thread?

 

First I knew:

Pancakes and sausage on a stick.



yukkkk.