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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. Lornz

    Lornz

    Haha, this is cracking me up. Thanks for reminding me...


    Meat-Loafers...
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    Chocolate Moose...
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    #521     Jul 13, 2011
  2. Oh, for f**ks sake, he really wasn't speaking Swedish.

    Dammit. Guess I shoulda known, did seem easy.

    No f**king wonder my job application to IKEA headquarters came back with big red f*cking stamps all over it.


    Shit.
    Well, Lucrum asked me to say some stuff in Stray'yun, well I think I just did-it's basically just english with lots of swearing, after all.

    Apart from the late Steve Irwin, who was really a bit of a drongo, a right dropkick in fact, nobody actual uses "strewth", "crikey", or "crickey by gingo", or any of the old vernacular anymore.
    It's just-swearing a lot in a funny accent.

    F*cking Muppets. Goddammit.
     
    #522     Jul 13, 2011
  3. Lornz

    Lornz

    Are you catching any road runners these days, BSAM?
     
    #523     Jul 14, 2011
  4. Lornz

    Lornz

    You Australians love your swearing, huh? :D
     
    #524     Jul 14, 2011
  5. BSAM

    BSAM

    Caught one just a few minutes ago, but it was just a baby; should have let it grown way bigger.
     
    #525     Jul 14, 2011
  6. Lornz

    Lornz

    They can indeed be devious bastards, can't they?

    I must say that I have been impressed with their stamina the last few days....

    Run Road Runner, RUN! :cool:
     
    #526     Jul 14, 2011
  7. It’s hard to tell whether the whole thing is a complete joke or if this guy is actually serious.

    A man calling himself 'Mork Encino', believed to be from Utah, claims he will allow people to hunt him for $10,000 and will try his best to avoid being captured.

    The unemployed 28-year-old says he is ‘pro-prey, looking for a change’ and will allow people to hunt him naked for an extra $2,000.

    ‘I seek hearty gents who fancy themselves sportsmen and bored of the usual game,’ he writes on his website Hunt Me 4 Sport. ‘I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide.

    ‘’im faster than a wild turkey, smart as any g*****n wild boar and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family.

    ‘If I am trapped and killed you stand to earn the respect of your fellow hunters, a prize human mount for your wall and all income from any organ harvest.’

    http://huntme4sport.com/
     
    #527     Jul 14, 2011
  8. #528     Jul 14, 2011
  9. BSAM

    BSAM

    Wonder if he has an ET account?
     
    #529     Jul 14, 2011
  10. Lornz

    Lornz

    I just realized that > 80% of my posts have been in the Random Thread...

    That's not very random... I would actually claim that my behavior is quite predictable... This makes me randomly sad...
     
    #530     Jul 14, 2011