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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    I lost my schedule. Are the Chargers playing today?
     
    #411     Jun 28, 2011
  2. Lornz

    Lornz

    I just found a million dollars that someone forgot
     
    #412     Jun 28, 2011
  3. BSAM

    BSAM

    I'm the one who forgot it. So,...
     
    #413     Jun 28, 2011
  4. A toast:

    In wine there is wisdom
    In beer there is freedom
    In water, there are bacteria.

    Seneca
     
    #414     Jun 28, 2011
  5. Lornz

    Lornz

    Are you insinuating that you want it back?

    But you already have so many, BSAM!?

    Can't you just be happy for a young pup that broke 7 figures for the first time..?
     
    #415     Jun 28, 2011
  6. Cassie

    Cassie

    waiting on tables for 13 hours in a day SUCKS ASS... moneys nice though :p
     
    #416     Jun 29, 2011
  7. I always figured you gotta be somewhere 40 hours a week, either in school or work. Problem is, you can't really do much with a 40 hour a week pay check. So I bumped up my motto to 50 hours a week. This isn't too bad, a 50 hour a week paycheck allows you a pittance life style better than 40 hours though.

    Well if 50 is good, 60 hours a week paycheck is better, you might make some progress in lifestyle. Problem here is, the job is starting to "suck ass" because of all the hours but the money is good. Welcome to the club. :D
     
    #417     Jun 29, 2011
  8. I stand to inherit millions of dollars from someone who recently died in Nigeria and has a similar name as mine. Evidently, he has no other relatives and no will. The lawyer who sent the letter is kind enough to offer me half of the inheritance and all I have to do is give him all of my banking information.

    Lucky day for both of us I guess!
     
    #418     Jun 29, 2011
  9. BSAM

    BSAM

    Hmmm...Sounds like those lawyers in Nigeria are nearly as corrupt as the ones here in the U.S.
     
    #419     Jun 29, 2011
  10. Lornz

    Lornz

    Marvelous! I'll see you at the club...
     
    #420     Jun 29, 2011