Random

The English language needs to be reorganized.

If f-i-s-h spells fish, then there's no way that p-h-o-n-e spells phone.

And, what about "thought".

Or, the "jacket/giraffe" problem?

 

Do you squeeze bath tissue in the store?

 

No, but I did squeeze a female mannequin's ass once.

 

Why do I believe this?

 

Lukie...

Fill in the blanks:

Stance.

Grip.

Sight alignment.

Breath control.

Tr_ _ _ _ _ Sq_ _ _ _ _.

There, I bet that's where most of your squeezing has been.

(You gun nut! )

 

beware the dreaded ONEITIS!:eek:

 

Gullible maybe?
Actually I did make it up but I do have a similar story that is true.

 

This is the first I've noticed but they have Poland "spring' water with flouride. I was under the iimpression people bought water because it had no flouride.

Seriously, a good "spring" water should contain microbial pathogens and not flouride.

 

Lol!

 

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS.... we have a sale today for fine jewelry in aisle 10 for that special girl in your life.