Well, people are getting fatter remember. Need bigger towels. No, I don't like the mental image that conjures up, any more than you do. Kippers.
The best thing for your monitor is to turn it off when you walk away. It saves the pixels, the electric bill, heat gain, etc.
Frankly, I'm surprised the Irish community is not in an uproar over the term "Big Mac" OR Mc ______ (fill in the blank) whatever. Very offensive. This is as bad as "Guido chicken nuggets".
Somewhere on the net. On real estate: "Yeah Yeah if I had a dollar for every time I have heard that. 3+ years now the meltdown is right around the corner... The meltdown either needs to shit or get off the pot because I am sick of living in limbo." Right on.