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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    If golf carts were allowed in 30mph zones, wouldn't our oil crisis be over?
     
    #281     Jun 3, 2011
  2. Lornz

    Lornz

    I did not trade today, as I had a date. Now I'm confused and "lost" thousands of dollars by sitting out.... I did not tell her I am a trader, of course. But if she only knew how much our time together cost me...

    It was a lovely day, though. About 24/75, which is quite good for Norway this time of year.

    How long should I wait before I call her?
     
    #282     Jun 3, 2011
  3. Lornz

    Lornz

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    #283     Jun 3, 2011
  4. Lornz

    Lornz

    Oh, and while we were sitting under a tree, a bird shat on me...


    hey, it rhymes...
     
    #284     Jun 3, 2011
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Three days, no more no less.
     
    #285     Jun 3, 2011
  6. BSAM

    BSAM

    The dentist?
     
    #286     Jun 3, 2011
  7. Lornz

    Lornz

    Yes, I know... I just needed to be told that..

    Every once in a while you meet someone that makes you want to break that rule....
     
    #287     Jun 4, 2011
  8. Lornz

    Lornz

    No, this one's in law school. I haven't been to the dentist for over a week, but I have an appointment on Monday. I was going to ask her out then, but now I am not sure...

    Alas, the woes of being handsome...


    And just to clarify my frequent visits to the dentist, I had (or possibly still have) an infection that had reached the jawbone. And she had to pump some kind of disinfectant through to root of the tooth (probably the most painful thing I've experienced, barring that time I was short on a Fed Day), then seal it off and let it work for a couple of weeks. After that, she can finally pull my wisdom tooth... And hopefully another body part, as well... :D

    I actually have a decent set of teeth, and I wouldn't want the readers of the "Random" thread to think that I am one of those toothless dudes out on the porch playing the banjo.... :D
     
    #288     Jun 4, 2011
  9. Lornz

    Lornz

    As I assume thousands are sitting on the edge of their seats, I feel I must inform that I had to cancel my appointment with the dentist because of violent diarrhea. My new appointment is not for another couple of weeks, and so we have to wait and see...

    However, I have been suffering from pain in my lower abdomen for some months. This should translate to another exciting week for the readers of the "Random" thread.

    I will undergo both an MR and a CT-scan this Friday. If I find out that I'm dying, I will post my trading system in this thread. If you divide the various futures markets fairly, it should be scalable enough to make the whole board filthy rich! :D

    And yes, I understand that "we die so slowly that we think we are living", and therefore I must emphasize that I am referring to terminal illness other than life itself.
     
    #289     Jun 7, 2011
  10. You can play the banjo?
     
    #290     Jun 7, 2011