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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. gtf outta here....

    Accu weather has a "Migraine Headache Forecast" ???? wtf....



    "Not tonight I got a headache"

    "How about tomorrow?"

    "Have you seen the "migraine headache forecast""?

    You out of luck sucker.....
     
    #1561     Apr 15, 2012
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    I just burned most of one skin tag under my arm pit off and almost all of two more with a soldering iron. Next time I think I'll try tying thread or dental floss at the base though.
     
    #1562     Apr 15, 2012
  3. Yikes, reminds me of what my f -in law did. He banged his thumb and to relieve the pressure he puts his thumb in a drill press and drill a hole through his thumb nail.
     
    #1563     Apr 15, 2012
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    Heh, just told this joke to my gf this morning (I kid you not):

    It's night time and all are settling in for bed. A guy walks up to his wife offering aspirin and a glass of water.

    "WTF?" She cries. "I don't have a headache!"

    "Gotcha!" He yells.
     
    #1564     Apr 15, 2012
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Sounds like something I would do.

    Before I heated up the soldering iron this afternoon I gave my wife a razor blade. She was supposed to cut open two large cysts on my back to drain them. But she was too squeamish to cut deep enough to get results.
     
    #1565     Apr 15, 2012
  6. BSAM

    BSAM

    This thread is going "pay per view".
     
    #1566     Apr 16, 2012
  7. Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

    That's as crazy as....

    [​IMG]
     
    #1567     Apr 17, 2012
  8. "Hawaii, President Obama’s home state "

    Just doesn't have a ring to it. Why didn't Obama rub for Senator for Hawii?

    "Chicago, President Obama's home state" that sounds nice....:cool:
     
    #1568     Apr 17, 2012
  9. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    #1569     Apr 18, 2012
  10. BSAM

    BSAM

    So...Ted Nugent is about to talk with the secret service.
    Man...I'd sure like to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.
    He might even bribe them with some prostitutes.
     
    #1570     Apr 18, 2012