gtf outta here.... Accu weather has a "Migraine Headache Forecast" ???? wtf.... "Not tonight I got a headache" "How about tomorrow?" "Have you seen the "migraine headache forecast""? You out of luck sucker.....
I just burned most of one skin tag under my arm pit off and almost all of two more with a soldering iron. Next time I think I'll try tying thread or dental floss at the base though.
Yikes, reminds me of what my f -in law did. He banged his thumb and to relieve the pressure he puts his thumb in a drill press and drill a hole through his thumb nail.
Heh, just told this joke to my gf this morning (I kid you not): It's night time and all are settling in for bed. A guy walks up to his wife offering aspirin and a glass of water. "WTF?" She cries. "I don't have a headache!" "Gotcha!" He yells.
Sounds like something I would do. Before I heated up the soldering iron this afternoon I gave my wife a razor blade. She was supposed to cut open two large cysts on my back to drain them. But she was too squeamish to cut deep enough to get results.
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as....
"Hawaii, President Obamaâs home state " Just doesn't have a ring to it. Why didn't Obama rub for Senator for Hawii? "Chicago, President Obama's home state" that sounds nice....
So...Ted Nugent is about to talk with the secret service. Man...I'd sure like to be a fly on the wall during that conversation. He might even bribe them with some prostitutes.