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I want to toss it hard, like pizza dough..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuZ-bA_TEs&feature=related

 

I just would like to buy it a coke.

 

I have always wished to be a robot. Imagine not having to eat, drink, sleep or take bathroom breaks while experiencing total concentration.

Being human is shitty!

 

I dreamed a dream about being awake. Then I awoke thinking I was still asleep.

 

Why is having a lisp annoying and impractical, but using LISP so incredibly fulfilling?

 

R E C U R S I O N

 

You obviously need to get laid much more frequently.

 

I'm embarrassed to say that I didn't think of that. My libido goes into hibernation during the wrath of the Norwegian winter. I haven't seen a girl without ten layers of clothes in months.

Anyway, couldn't software do the job just as well?

P.S. For the sake of full disclosure, I must reveal that I suffer from OCD and have superhuman standards with regards to what/whom my private parts will be in contact with.

 

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