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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    Is it possible to be stupid and yet be smarter than 95% of the posters on ET?
     
    #1431     Mar 5, 2012
  2. "To answer the question the entire world is asking, yes, Canada has an Army, and no, Canada doesn't know about it. Canadians are known for their peacefulness and politeness in distressing situations, such as during a war or hockey playoffs. The world looks to Canada for international peace-keepers, since they possess no weapons other than snow shovels, and their jovial accent and flannel clothing are comforting".
     
    #1432     Mar 5, 2012
  3. if i could foresee just one tick into the future 50.000000000000001% of the time, i would be the richest man on Earth. that's how simple the solution. :eek:
     
    #1433     Mar 5, 2012
  4. "Canada's political system is a unique mix of homegrown political ideologies blended with some basic principles imported from Great Britain and the United States, combined in a mishmash to form what could best be described as a democratic farce.
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    The ruling party, currently the Conservative Party of Canada, is "elected" in consecutive five year terms. Eventually Canadian citizens grow weary of the crooks that they elected and boot them out, replacing them with newer, less experienced crooks.

    Unlike its neighbour to the South, Canada uses a multi-party political system that is based upon the idea that it's best to put the morons in charge, where you can keep an eye on them. This is a variation of the American system of two parties of morons, and another in charge."
     
    #1434     Mar 5, 2012
  5. Do I sound like S/A yet?...:D
     
    #1435     Mar 5, 2012
  6. lol
     
    #1436     Mar 5, 2012
  7. BSAM

    BSAM

    What day will Israel bomb Iran?

    I say May 15-2012.
     
    #1437     Mar 6, 2012
  8. Could be.

    I know they were kicking around a few dates in May.

    Defense Minister Ehud Barak, "I say we bomb Iran on May 5th"

    Netanyahu, "That day is already taken"

    Defense Minister Ehud Barak, "What do you mean?

    Netanyahu, "By the Mexicans, it's Cinqo dwe mayo" (Netanhahu flunked spanish)

    Defense Minister Ehud Barak, "How about May 31 ?"

    Netanyahu, "You Putz, the Americans already celebrate that day"

    Defense Minister Ehud Barak, "Uhmnnn, How about May 15th ? Is that day taken el guapo?"


    Netanyahu. " Ahmnnn.. "

    Stay tuned.......
     
    #1438     Mar 6, 2012
  9. [​IMG]

    Seneca
     
    #1439     Mar 7, 2012
  10. I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up.


    It would be nice to be able to piece together my twenties.
     
    #1440     Mar 10, 2012