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Everything's relative....

I'm used to 15-20, but now it's actually 34...

Thank God for global warming!

I should be able to wear shorts in no time...

 

I need to get in bed so Santa doesn't catch me awake when he arrives.

 

NBA is back!

I'm okay now.

 

It always seems like futures are up when Obama first goes on vacation.

 

Would someone please give the Bad News Bears some fucking honey

 

Fuck the bears, what about me?

 

Please drop out of the race for the White House.
You haven't been doing well in the polls.
You know who you are.

 

I rode in a 2011 Maserati last night.

I was not particularly impressed.

 

Was the invention of the shovel ground breaking?

 

I presume there was no hot babe riding with you?