Random

Is Newt done?

 

Changing wives?

 

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TowRCGDH37w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

My chihuahuas farts smell like armageddon.

 

OMG hysterical!!

 

Why does it take a dog so long to find a suitable spot to pee?

 

Because he knows what he wants and he goes for it.
Too bad most Americans aren't as motivated.

 

what do you listen to while you trade?

 

ESPN/FOX/CNN/Music
But, when execution is imminent, I press the mute button.

 

My definition of cold is anything below 70.
It's cold.