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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BSAM, May 10, 2011.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    Noooow you're acting right.
    And stay down.
    You know what you do to this country ever time you get around a hunnerd bucks.
     
    #1271     Dec 16, 2011
  2. Two former CEOs at mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac on Friday became the highest-profile individuals to be charged in connection with the 2008 financial crisis.
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    How cool is that ?.............:D
     
    #1272     Dec 16, 2011
  3. BSAM

    BSAM

    I believe it was a total of six of those heathens.
    Even better, huh??
    Perhaps they'll get cleared then become Senators or members of the House.:p
     
    #1273     Dec 16, 2011
  4. BSAM

    BSAM

    Attention all units: Ron Paul on Jay Leno show tonight.

    Too smart to be President of the USA, but always fun to listen to.

    We require candidates more like Little George W. Bush/Bill Clinton/Barack Obama/Al Gore/Bob Dole/John McCain, etc.
     
    #1274     Dec 16, 2011
  5. The Little Angel on the Top of the Christmas Tree!

    One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit; this stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out at heaven knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

    In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffeepot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made of. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree.
     
    #1275     Dec 17, 2011
  6. Lornz

    Lornz

    My scrotum itches...
     
    #1276     Dec 17, 2011
  7. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9P5AV0CbwIw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #1277     Dec 17, 2011
  8. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    We were just visited by carolers.

    The dogs were not happy.
     
    #1278     Dec 17, 2011
  9. Did they know this song?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GzA9xaQaYEA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:D
     
    #1279     Dec 17, 2011