Random

If I lay out guidelines, I would ruin the purpose of this thread.


Sausages

 

Yes, but if a thought comes to mind and one routinely goes to the Random thread to post it, then that is not very random, is it?

 

Flies &

 

Sure, you just need to be vastly drunk.
Somebody, somewhere, must get that .........ugh.

 

I bought a tube of caulk.
In bold letters, it says, "DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY."
Wow! I didn't know you weren't supposed to eat caulk.
I wonder what I'm going to do with this stuff.

 

lmao

Who knows what people put up their ass these days.

Uhmnnn. Looks like we have another ER admission with some guy who put window putty up his ass. Might be an epidemic.

 

Fusili Jerry!

 

more stuff like this please, its one thing to get knocked out but knocked completely out of the ring that's humiliating.

 

".... if you ever meet a proctologist at a party, you should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc".

 

Janis Joplin.