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This thread has saved, if not my life, at least my sanity!

 

Pamela Anderson keeps calling me on the phone. I keep saying, look babe I'm busy with trading and posting on ET, but she persists. What should I do?

 

Wile E. Coyote has had a streak of very bad luck.

 

Her...

 

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

That'd be half as loud as using two.

 

"The sound of one handed clapping, is a nice way of saying Masturbation"

-P.W. Herman




j/k I don;t know if he said that or not.

 

haha, you guys crack me up.

On a separate note: Damn the landscapers and their loud machinery! Can't I ever sleep?

 

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Someday his time will come.