Random: Political Musings

There will be no such thing as foreign embassies.

 

Any person found within the borders without his national ID card will be imprisoned for ten years.

 

A limited number of guns will be allowed for anyone age 25 or over.
All the ammo he can afford will be allowed.

 

Of course, ID will be required when voting.

 

Reading of Animal Farm by George Orwell will be required reading, each year, in grades 3 thru 11.
There will be no grade 12.
It is a waste of taxpayer money.

 

Pictures of Obama with horns and a tail pinned onto the photos will be posted in very classroom to remind everyone of the fall of the USA and that we will never yield to communism again.

 

The stock market will be fully transparent.
There will be no such thing as options.
Only stocks and futures.
Profits of traders/investors, to help the country grow, achieved thru the market will, of course, never be taxed.
(Since we will be on a consumption tax plan, anyway.)

 

Congress defined. A combustible mixture of ignorance and power.
Carl Sagan

 

you can always tell who a liberal is, they just want congress to "do something"

they criticize this congress for being "The most unproductive in history."

It never occurs to them, when I send my congressman to Washington, all I ask is, "I don't care what you do, as long as you don't do anything."

I'm still trying to pay for everything you already did

Just promise me one thing, if you go to Washington you won't do anything more to me.

I keep waiting for the politician who campaigns on the promise, "If I get elected I'm not going to do a damn thing for anybody!"

 

In what job would Barack Obama have done well?

I think he would have been a good junior high or high school basketball coach.