Does anyone else use a bedpan at their desk like I do? I cant leave a position open while a go to the bathroom!!
I've actually thought about getting something. It would have to be something with a lid on it though so it wouldn't spill if I knocked it over. I remember when that plane hit the building in Italy and the market dropped then bounced back some huge amount. I was in the bathroom and missed the whole thing. Catheters aren't very comfortable and if you can put one in and take it out yourself, you're more dedicated than I am.
a wireless wideband connection between your laptop and cable/dsl modem. This way, you can trade while......well, you know. beats reading the paper!
leeson you are too much...i have this unpleasant image of someone with a bedpan in front of them and a jar of vaseline (plus a browser always at a porn site) and some tissues next to the monitor...