Question about not getting up from desk

Discussion in 'Trading' started by LeesonTrader, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. LeesonTrader

    LeesonTrader Guest

    Does anyone else use a bedpan at their desk like I do? I cant leave a position open while a go to the bathroom!!
  2. I can't wait to see the replies here. Oh, the joys of remote trading.
  3. LeesonTrader

    LeesonTrader Guest

    I may get a catheter.
  4. I've actually thought about getting something. It would have to be something with a lid on it though so it wouldn't spill if I knocked it over.

    I remember when that plane hit the building in Italy and the market dropped then bounced back some huge amount. I was in the bathroom and missed the whole thing.

    Catheters aren't very comfortable and if you can put one in and take it out yourself, you're more dedicated than I am.
  5. No I use my coffee mug. Cant afford a bed pan in this market.
  6. LeesonTrader

    LeesonTrader Guest

    Sometimes I wear a diaper
  7. ZTrader


    a wireless wideband connection between your laptop and cable/dsl modem. This way, you can trade while......well, you know. beats reading the paper!
  8. LeesonTrader

    LeesonTrader Guest

    Trading while pooing..haha, my trades already stink!!!
  9. leeson you are too much...i have this unpleasant image of someone with a bedpan in front of them and a jar of vaseline (plus a browser always at a porn site) and some tissues next to the monitor...
  10. LeesonTrader

    LeesonTrader Guest

    I have this picture of someone riding bung and farting the whole way down this bear!! Ppppbbbbtttt!
    #10     Jul 22, 2002