Ok, I'm busted. It's me.I manipulate the markets everyday. I have an "up" button and a "down" button on a Stock Market Joystick.It has been in my family for over 100 years. I press it at my leisure and during the day the kids at the kindercare take turns depressing the buttons. Now it's up to you figure out if I have repaired that darn "down" button.
Everybody go 200% short right now ahead of the FOMC and the the Boyz will fade you into the close. Painful.
I wouldnt go short ahead of the fomc results. These markets could be bought up into the green by 2:30 without a problem. Im sure it will happen....what stock to go long, what stock to go longgggg???? HMMM SMH at $33.82 IYT at $83.75 AAPL at $86.75 QLD at $88.60
Actually, it is my magic penis that controls the market. Whenever I get a hard-on, the market goes up. I had to jerk off with both hands to jumpstart this economy in '03. Next time the market is going up everyone should know that I am manipulating my member.