huh? what exactly is Wood's race? I began to dislike Woods after he demanded to be paid to play in the President's Cup. I've grown increasingly disgusted by his antics on the course. Most people play golf to be humbled ...
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls. "Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. ""What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say? Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today''s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines. Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I''m just asking you to give back to your own community."
bwahahaha...i started laughing at this mainly because I've already had to answer some interesting questions to my little one.. What do you say? Welp - how about something like "Tiger's wife just doesn't suck it anymore now that they have children. And Tiger, with all his money and time away from his family in exotic locations, well, he got bored, and really wanted to eat pussy again. So he had to do what he had to do...That's called cheating and the man is always at fault. Best solution - if you are a billionaire pro athlete - DONT GET MARRIED!"
Perhaps it was a bevy of Nicklaus beauties, paid for by Jack, meant to destroy Tiger's life so that Jack keeps the record... Someone said to me the other day "You know that if Tiger gets 19 Majors, it'll be 'tainted' now...". I almost punched him in the face. How is getting foreign pussy a performance enhancer? I dunno - ask Tiger...
I'm sure he does. The big problem with the black chicks is they be puttin a cap in yo ass if you cheat on them. white girls are meek timid and put up with all kinds of shit a black woman wouldn't.
If you had a choice to keep who you are completely intact, but merely change your skin color, would you choose "black" and live in America?
Tiger took his uncanny ability to send a little white ball into a hole and added a wholesome role model image to it, in order to help vendors sell billions of dollars worth of sweet drinks and sneakers. The vendors realized that Tiger's proven athletic ability would cause millions of people around the world to look at his graven image with awe and respect. His cultivated boyish yet wholesome and respectful appearance would broaden his appeal to parents, who would nod approvingly as they peel off a few Benjamins for junior to purchase Tiger Woods shoes. He appeared to be a role model, someone who might influence kids to stay in school, acquire discipline and habits of clean living. Meanwhile he was screwing every cocktail waitress he could find and trying to break Charlie Sheen's cathouse record. Tiger knew he was selling a lie and didn't give a shit as long as the checks cleared. It should be clear that Tiger has no integrity or guilty conscience and you shouldn't open a hotdog stand with him. He doesn't seem too different from all those '80s TV evangelicals who cultivated a goody two shoes image, so it could be beamed through cathode ray tubes to mezmerize millions. All this in order to hoover up their donations for his next Vegas jaunt with hookers, blow and blackjack.