Well, there's a newsflash. Go figure. But hey....at least he has a heated driveway. His wife's parents gave it to him. If the truth were known....I bet she's the type that sleeps with the boys in the band. Its an escape. The lonely wife syndrome..........Married to an idiot.
Np, mate. The testosterone is common. Back at the Merc, I used to wonder if traders would go to fisticuffs. Then, I would see the same two downstairs at the bar arguing about sports in the same fashion. Both of you have provided valuable knowledge.
Why have a heated driveway? I thought he had about 20 loaded automatic weapons under his bed... surely he can threat some dude in the street to clear it for him... That way he could've spend the 1mio on butterflies at prices of 1968....
A market maker that can't add and subtract? (40 fly value) A market maker that doesn't know the difference between a box and a conversion?
2200C at 64 ish, 2260C at 11 ish 2320C at what... a couple of dimes Do I need to send you a calculator?
ES was 2259x60 The 2200P was trading 4? How do you figure that one, lol? The 2215P is about a buck. Do you need a calculator for put-call parity with a week to expiration? You were a friggin market maker and you assign a value of $4 to the 2200P? Rly?
The natural fly doesn't quote due to the DITM call. The (short) iron went off at a credit of 25, so the debit on the natural is at 35. I quoted the natural last night and it was 32-mid on TOS. There was no mkt in the 2200C, but you really believe the 2200P was at $4? So the fly lost $5-6 today? Jack, stop making sh!t up. There is a pretty large distinction between a conversion and a long synthetic. Umm, one involves the underlying. So either you've never traded ES options or you didn't look, but the thing was worth 1.50 yesterday (moneyness) as the 2015 today is at a buck. You must have been one hell of a MMer.
Zandy gotta run for now... I'll say high to your wife. She's really not too bad lookin'. E plurbis unum.