Proposed Slogan for John Kerry

Discussion in 'Politics' started by catmango, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. Turok

    Turok

    ROFLOA. Nice one Max. ART nailed again.

    JB
     
    #81     Mar 20, 2004
  2. Tough week for Kerry. Amid plummeting poll numbers, he retires to the palatial Heinz ski lodge. First day out, a hapless secret service agent bumps him on the slope and Kerry goes down. Asked later about it by reporters, he snarls " I don't fall, that {expeletive] ran into me."

    Later Kerry fell half a dozen times all by himself in full view of reporters.

    My question: How dumb, tasteless or ungrateful do you have to be to curse at a guy who makes civil service wages to put his body between you and an assasin's bullet? I guess Kerry is used to Teresa's hired help keeping out of his way.
     
    #82     Mar 20, 2004
  3. Hey, but maybe ol' J Frenchie Kerry will torch all the opium in Afghanistan in one fell swoop and wipe out 1/3 of their GNP overnight with no thought of replacement crops.
     
    #83     Mar 20, 2004
  4. "On Thursday, Mr. Kerry snowboarded down the mountain before a Secret Service agent who was supposed to be protecting him accidentally ran into him. Asked about the tumble moments later, an angry Mr. Kerry reportedly used an expletive to describe the agent "who knocked me over" and said: "I don't fall down."

    While zig-zagging down the mountain yesterday, Mr. Kerry wiped out six times on his own in view of reporters.

    "The snow up there was the worst I've ever seen," he said after a three-hour ski at 9,000 feet. "I've never seen the snow so soft.'"

    [Uh oh, someone who can't take the blame for anything. Bad news if this guy is elected.]
     
    #84     Mar 20, 2004
  5. So now you are an expert in my methods of argumentation?

    This board is filled with experts in argumentation, strange how they don't seem to win them to the degree they claim to by self declaration.

    Questions don't paint people into corners....their answers do.

     
    #85     Mar 20, 2004
  6. Turok

    Turok

    Max, AAA,

    Would you mind posting the sources for those quotes regarding Kerry and the Secret Service Officer?

    Dude is beyond a dick if it's actually true.

    JB
     
    #86     Mar 20, 2004
  7. #87     Mar 20, 2004
  8. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out.

    Yes, you're not winning any.

    More correct: Your interrogatories are as obvious as they are not clever.
     
    #88     Mar 20, 2004
  9. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out.

    So are an expert in argumentation?

    Hint: This is a yes or no question. It would paint in you a corner to answer it.

    Why you would be afraid of a corner is a question though, maybe you spent lots of time there as a child being punished, who can say?

    Yes, you're not winning any.

    Are you the ET judge of who is winning arguments?

    More correct: Your interrogatories are as obvious as they are not clever.

    Simple questions, evasive answers, people decide for themselves who wins, and who is at a loss.
     
    #89     Mar 20, 2004
  10. Sheeesh......!
     
    #90     Mar 20, 2004